|grandma:||DO YOU WANT AN APPLE|
|me:||no thanks grandma|
|grandma:||HERES YOUR APPLE|
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
I knew the second I met you that there was something about you I needed. Turns out it wasn’t something about you at all. It was just you.